If A Man Is Beaten and Stabbed With A Ceramic Squirrel...

...has he forgotten to bring home the beer?

The gentleman should be glad that he wasn't sent out for a case of Scotch.

If he was a prepper, he would not have run out of beer on Christmas Eve. But if he had been so unprepared, he could have at least protected himself from such a squirrelous attack.

Toilet Bowl Cleaner

I bought a box of toilet bowl cleaner tablets the other day, the kind one drops in the tank and turns the water in the bowl blue. The blurb on the back includes this:

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

I guess I can't argue with not recommending that.

"What radioactive mutant zombies can teach us about the debt ceiling debate"

Plenty, I'll bet.

BuzzFeed's take on other news media's take on the Apocalypse.

I especially like the NPR take, but you will have to scroll down past the half way mark to find it.

Go ahead. Do it. The radioactive mutant zombies are going to get you anyway.

Thanks to the Survivalist Blog for the lead.