Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The House Majority Whip hails from...

...Pakistan.

Wall Streeters better look out.

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Bloodthirsty Americans

At least their Russky comrades were. No reason to think the Red, White, and Blue ones aren't just as well. Especially the Blue ones...
Mr. Graves translated reports from Russia's Central Statistical Committee showing that in one particularly bloody 17-year period in the late 19th century, more than 1,400 humans were eaten by wolves, and more than 750,000 cattle were lost every single year.
Dude, that is, like, so organic!

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Randy Barnett's Bill of Federalism

Likely to prove no more than an interesting intellectual exercise, but what a revolution it would bring about: The return of constitutionally limited federal government.

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Monday, May 04, 2009

When seconds count, the police are just...

...minutes away. Unless you say "fuck" to the cop sergeant who answers your 911 call.

Then he hangs up repeatedly and you get arrested:



Good thing she wasn't trying to report an armed home invasion.

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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Harry Truman: War Criminal?

Bill Whittle, unlike Jon Stewart, thinks not.

Fair warning: It's 16+ minutes.

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